I have shared my wife with my best friend since 1990. He has done her five-hundred-and-forty times. Since 1995, a doctor friend of mine has done her two-hundred-and-sixty times. Since 1960, she and I have sex nine-thousand-three-hundred-and-sixty times. Last July, she did the three of us twenty-two times in five days. We have been married for forty-seven years. She still works as a college professor.