My cousin took me over to his co-workers house for drinks. This co-worker has a condition that causes him to pass out after a couple of drinks, but his wife puts out after a couple of drinks. She turns into a complete sex addict when she's drunk. She started coming on to us with her husband passed out on the couch, and I got uncomfortable. I excused myself to go to the bathroom. When I came out, I didn't see my cousin or the wife, but the husband was still out like light on the couch. I figured they might have gone to the store for some more beer and cigarettes, so I went into the kitchen to get some ice. There was my cousin doing the wife on the kitchen table. He looked up at me, put his finger to his lips, and just kept going. I just stood there and watched them for about six minutes. I looked at the husband and he never budged. After my cousin finished, he wanted me to do her. She was willing, but I was too freaked and just got out of there. Later in the car, he told me that it has happened before and that she wanted to be with two guys. That is why he invited me along. "No thanks," I told him, "it's just too strange."