My wife has a really hot friend from work and sometimes I hear them talking about how big her husband is. I hear my wife say things like, "Oh my god, I wish!" I feel ashamed. I also feel my wife deserves a big one if that's what she wants. We went out with them for dinner the other night and I kept noticing my wife's eyes trying to see if she could notice his size. I was not mad; I was ashamed, especially when I found myself trying to see it as well. At dinner, I dreamed about him letting the three of us service him. I figure I could not please either woman like he could, so I should join them in pleasing him.