By Laura Snyder

Put down the remote for a second, fellas, and listen up. Some of your erotic fantasies aren't inspiring ecstasy in real life. Here, the five sex moves we women would like to see a whole lot less of...

The 'Kama Sutra' Seduction

While a night of mind-blowing passion will require more moves than just the standard missionary position, few women want to contort themselves into every position in your repertoire in one night. Not only will you make your partner feel like she needs to join the circus (or star in her own porn), all that body-bending may interfere with her ability to orgasm.

Water Torture

Sure, having sex in the pool or hot tub looks sexy in movies and on television, but in reality, too much water means she won't get wet. Ironically enough, all that water - not to mention salt and chlorine - is drying, since it washes away her natural lubricants. You don't have to give up the fantasy, though. Have your water fun as foreplay; just move to dry land for the real action.

Endless Love

The secret is out, guys. We know one of your greatest insecurities is whether or not your stamina stacks up in the sack. But for us, there is nothing worse than a lover who thinks all a woman wants is 45 minutes of deep-penetration pumping. How long is too long? Learn to tell the difference between that dreamy, far-away look in her eyes that says "I thinking about how sexy you are" and the one that says "I'm thinking about my investment strategy."

Squash Tournament

We know you love our breasts. And we love that you're so affectionate with them. But when things start heating up, you often forgo those pleasing caresses for a more aggressive fondling. Our "girls" can be just as sensitive as your "boys" down below, so use a little less squeeze, please.

Fast-Action Attraction

Just because you're thinking about sex all the time, doesn't mean we are. So when you get all hot and bothered during that shampoo commercial, don't expect us to be ready when you start putting the moves on us right there on the couch. Start small - a few smooches and a little preview of what you have in mind - and see if we don't come around to your way of thinking.