I always had a fantasy of dating a much older woman. I met someone at work who was fifty-two and still looked great. The attraction was instant and I asked her out. She told me that I was too young for her, but I persisted and she finally agreed. The date went well until her son – who was older than I am – showed up and started yelling at me to leave his mother alone. We eventually worked it out, but that night we got thrown out of the restaurant and told to never come back.
-- Mike, 23