I met this really hot guy online at a dating site. On our first date, we saw a movie. It was pretty late, but we wanted to spend some more time together. He parked, and we started to make out. Things were getting pretty hot. I was tugging on his hair asking him if it felt good. He stopped and said, "You don't know?" I said, "Know what?" He said, "It's not real." I still did not get it. So, I inquired some more. Finally, I figured out that he had a toupee. I was mortified, as I'm sure he was. Needless to say, he didn't call back for a second date. -- Alana, 22