Caught in the Act
It was our first date and Jill and I really hit it off. We hit it off so well in fact that we kind of got carried away. We ended up having sex in the parking lot outside the science building of my college. Since it was our first date, I had no idea how enthusiastic and vocal Jill would turn out to be. Unfortunately, she was so loud that she set off the sound alarm in the building and we ended up naked in the back seat of my car surrounded by the police.
That was our first and last date.
-- Andrew, 23