I met this lady in the mall and I was really attracted to her. She was wearing a baseball cap, but had long blonde hair out the back of it. She was also dressed to kill and really fun to be around. We hung out for a while, and then went to the food court for a bite. As we sat down, she took off the cap and I couldn't believe what I saw. The hair was attached to the cap and she was completely bald underneath. Not only that, but she had a big snake tattoo that was all over her bald scalp. It was ugly and an immediate turn-off. I made a face and she just laughed at me, then got up and walked away. It was just such a weird encounter.
-- Ryan, 22