After getting drunk at a school re-union, I took home the girl I had lusted over all those years ago. She was married with two kids but still looked great. We had sex all night in as many positions as we could think of, including oral twice. When she left the next morning, she gave me the panties she was wearing. They were a silk pair of French knickers. I wear them whenever I masturbate. If you ever read this, Gloria, then thank you once again. I always knew I'd get you.
— Emmit, 37