Legs to Die For

I just got back from a meeting with a diet counselor. She was very attractive and had fantastic legs; wearing four inch high heels and no stockings. She told me I was quite handsome for my age. I told her what beautiful legs she had and that they would be an 11 on a 1 to 10 scale if she wore nylons. She said she would next time and I told her I was excited just watching her.

— Damien, 66

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