What's A Package?

I went to a local drugstore recently to purchase a small personal shaver. I confronted a rather attractive sales lady and asked her for some help. I was more attracted to her physical attributes than I thought. When she asked me what a personal shaver was, I told her I shave my package and a personal shaver is what I like to use to get the job done. She then asked, "What's a Package?" I quickly described, in very explicit detail, what a package was. She smiled and directed me to where they kept shaving supplies. I located several personal shavers and selected a mid-range one. I then told her than my wife's mother actually does the shaving, I just stand there. The lady smiled and said she would like to experience something like that herself someday.

— Grant, 24

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