That's the Way She Likes It
My wife's mother gave me a sexy bathing suit for my birthday. It's rather brief and extremely sheer. We were out by our pool and I was wearing her gift. When she saw me, she asked me to please remove my jockstrap. I went inside and took it off. I was now totally heightened, so I went outside and stood next to her. She turned and smiled as she said, "That's the way I like it."
— Dean, 24