In the Bushes
My wife came to me when I got home from work all tongue tied. I told her to calm down and tell me what was wrong. She said that she had caught the next-door neighbor boy peeing in the bushes. I told her that's what boys do. She said, "I know that, but the size of his package was unbelievable." She told me when they play basketball, that is when he does it. "Come see if you don't believe me." I followed her upstairs and watched the boys play ball until the kid stopped to take a leak. Sure enough, when he started, I thought my wife was going to pass out right where she stood. Then she said that she was going to have a talk with him about peeing in the bushes. I will let you know how that works out.
— Stan, 50