Spandex Bike Shorts
I went to a department store recently to purchase a few pair of bike shorts. A sales lady was helping me find what I was looking for. She handed me a pair of yellow spandex shorts and told me to try them on for size. I went to a fitting room and took off my shorts. I thought it would be a good idea to remove my underwear and give the woman a look. I am extremely well endowed and I wanted her to get a full view of all the "Component Parts." I went outside and she immediately focused on my man area. I was in an extreme state of enhancement and it felt really good. After a few minutes, she finally told me how good the shorts looked on me. She said they were awesome. We went to the fitting room and it was a great day for both of us.
— Colton, 24