Midnight Pleasure

Every night, I go to bed around ten o'clock. About two hours later, I'll wake up to relieve myself. I'll then move to an overstuffed chair in the bedroom and proceed to pleasure myself. After I am done, I will go back to bed and literally sleep like a baby until I wake up to the alarm clock at six A.M. By getting up and pleasuring myself every night, I am able to get probably the best night's sleep ever. I told this to my doctor and she agreed with me.

— Henry, 26

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