Promotion Potential

I had this secretary that wasn't very bright. Once she said, "I'll do anything for a promotion." So, I left things at that, and the flirting and petting began. She was a blond, Cuban girl with blue eyes that just reel you in. One day, we went out to get lunch at a drive-through, and she said, "I have something for you." She went down on me. She was very impressive. It continued for a year, and, of course, she got her raise, too!

— Clint, 39

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