I've never had good luck on blind dates and this one was no exception. He insisted on showing me his birth certificate, passport, driver license, and every other form of ID he had in the first ten minutes. It should have clued me in. During dinner, he sent back his meal four times for minor things like the vegetables being on the left, not the right side of the plate. I have never seen someone so obsessive about tiny details in life before.
— Caroline, 32