Caught in the Act!
I went out with this hottie named Jerod, and he took me to a fancy restaurant. Anyway, after the meal, we were getting hot and heavy in our corner booth. We decided to go to the car and finish in the back seat. Before we knew it, we were tearing each other's clothes off, and I heard something. I looked out the window and saw the face of a police officer. He had come to give us a ticket because our car was parked in a no-parking zone! I was so embarrassed! Of course we finished up quickly and moved the car. But since then I keep getting flowers and love notes from "Kyle." I found out that Kyle is the police officer! He saw me in the car, and has wanted me ever since.
— Gloria, 34