Don't Call Me....

I went out with a friend's father. He was older than me, so I expected for him to know the basics about dating. When dinner arrived, I picked up my utensils and he interrupted and said that we should say a prayer before we began to eat. After the prayer, I picked up my fork and to my surprise, he started to cut my food into small pieces. Then, he prepared my ice tea. After dinner, he gave a very detailed account of how his sinus area was cleaned. Needless to say, at the end of the date I said, "Don't call me, I'll call you," and never did.

— Mary, 22

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