Cheap and Ugly

In July, 03, I met this guy. He calls me all the time and is a nuisance. He stops at my house and wants to eat and watch TV, all for free. He shares a collective "US" card when he does buy food; government freebies. I think he's a Mormon. He claims he's 40ish, but looks 50ish. In 3 months of dating, his actual cash expenditures toward me are $23.00. Is someone orchestrating this insult? This opportunist has got to go! Please help me to get rid of cheap and ugly!

— Regina, 25

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