Upchuck Charlie

I had been chasing this guy, Charlie, for a year. He knew I liked him, so we began dating. One day we drove out to a park and went for a walk. He started walking really fast, and I was getting worried. Eventually, he said he had to get to the bathroom. I waited until he came back out, and then we went back to his place and started making out. While we were kissing, he suddenly threw up all over me! I was so disgusted that I ran to the bathroom and took a shower. He followed me into the bathroom and threw up on me again while I was in the shower! That was the most disgusting date I have ever had. But he was so cute when he apologized that we are still dating 2 years later. Yes, I know it's gross

— Samantha, 27

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