Who's The Loser Now?

I went out with this dude, Mike, that my friend hooked me up with. Mike had a new truck. Well, he wouldn't let anything happen in his truck, including shoes! I had to take mine off and hold them in my lap as we drove so no dirt would get on his carpets. So, I was mad at that, but we got to the party. Getting down from his truck, I slipped in a puddle and had mud on me. He told me I had to find another ride home because now I was too dirty. Well, I did find a ride with a dude named Andy, and we had awesome sex later in Andy's truck, so Mike was the real loser.

— Amanda, 20

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