The Dork Date

A friend of a friend set me up on a blind date once. Never again! He showed up in a dented and rusted Gremlin, which is this old car that no one would drive. When he got out of the car, his pants were hiked up to his armpits and he had suspenders on. I hid in my house and pretended I wasn't home. What a disaster!

— Melinda, 38

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