Cutting The Cheese
Blind dates are always an adventure. A few weeks ago, I went out on one with a guy named Ed. He was nice looking and seemed fine through dinner, but that changed during the movie. During a quiet scene, I heard the unmistakable sound of someone passing gas. I looked over at him and he just smiled a bit. Within a minute, there were more sounds. Then, the smell hit. He chuckled. People were beginning to look around, as was I. Suddenly, I saw him lift his leg up off the chair and let another one go. I couldn't believe it was my date who was cutting the cheese — and loudly! People were getting up and moving away and he just kept giggling like a ten year old boy. I was never so glad to get out of a movie in my whole life!
— Jodie, 27