Stinky Date

I was on a blind date with this girl named Lauren and she seemed nice enough. We ate, and then decided to catch a movie. At the movies, I put my arm around her and pulled her close. Big mistake! This stench hit my nose and I realized she had big patches of sweat stains under both arms. I was nearly gagging, so I made and excuse and went out to the lobby. She followed me and I told her I was sick, so I took her home. The last glimpse I had of her was her shirt being almost entirely wet from sweat. That wasn't as bad as the smell though!

— Brad, 36

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