I Dumped Her

I had a date with a real hot lady, or so I thought. We went out and at dinner all she did was text and answer her phone. I excused myself and found the waiter; I gave him $50 and left. We hadn't ordered yet. I left her stranded at this restaurant forty-five miles from her house. Oh yeah, what a smooth operator am I.

— Stanley, 42

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