I will never understand why people lie when doing online dating sites. I mean, don't you think eventually someone will want to meet you? It happened to me; I was talking with this woman and she had sent me a picture where she was a young, slim, gorgeous woman with flowing light brown hair. When we finally met up, she was fifty-seven, over two hundred pounds, and had thin, horrible black hair. Don't lie, ladies!
— Finn, 43