Burgers and Grease
My friend set me up on a blind date. I picked her up and had planned a nice dinner. Half way to the restaurant, my car suddenly died. I called a friend and we worked on it together and got it running again. I told he we could now go to the restaurant, but she said, "Let's do fast food instead," and giggled. I realized I had grease all over me from the repairs. So, our first date was burgers and grease. We just got married last month.
— Billy, 25