Strong Beliefs

We met in high school, but went our separate ways. We bumped into each other at our twentieth reunion and it was as if we had never been apart. I asked her out and she accepted. I took her to a nice restaurant, where she proceeded to loudly accuse everyone in there of murdering poor, defenseless animals. I can handle someone who doesn't believe in eating meat, but tell me. I'll find a restaurant that doesn't serve it. Her behavior was horrible and I'm glad I didn't date her again.

— Stuart, 38

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