The Worst Date I Ever Had
This is a TRUE STORY. This is the WORST experience I have ever had dating a girl. It was my third date with this wonderful, gorgeous, talented young lady. She was everything I could have asked for in one person. So, we just finished the perfect date at an upscale sushi restaurant with light cultural Japanese song playing throughout the night. We talked for hours about everything. She was the most romantic person I've ever met. It was love. After our meal out in town, we decided to go back to my place and "watch a movie." As we were cuddling on the couch, she changed positions (she fit perfectly under my arm) and we began making out. Did I mention she had braces? As we were engaging in the swapping of spit, I was utterly horrified to find my tongue sputtering with blood, all in my mouth and in hers. All it took was a little cut to ruin the mood. While I was in the kitchen doctoring the wound, she did nothing to help me. When I came back, she had removed her shirt. Like any other guy would do, I "felt the goods" and man, were they good. We again started making out (more carefully this time) and I ran my hand down her tight abs and slowly down her jean pants. She then stopped and whispered "I'm on my period." Talk about embarrassing for both of us! I never saw her again.
— Paul, 23