The Best Almost Sex

I just graduated high school, and it was about three days before I was to go to Navy boot camp. My friends called me and asked me if I wanted to go to the movies. It was Sunday, and I was supposed to go to church, but I told them to pick me up afterwards. After Sunday Mass, my friend, Joe, picked me up and we went to his house to pick up something. As I walked through the house, I noticed party decorations and food on the table. I saw some of my other friends, Tom, Todd, and Kurt, there hanging out. I sat down on the couch. Then, MORE friends came out. I was surprised. I didn't know what was going on. They yelled, "SURPRISE!" It was a "going-away" party for me. They wanted to do something nice for me before I left for the military. We drank, danced, listened to music and told jokes. We were all in the back yard with couches displayed for sitting. More people I was acquainted with showed up. There were a few girls there that I kind of knew, but was not really friends with. This black girl that I didn't know was slumped in the middle of the couch, and I was sitting on the other end. I was checking out her lips and noticed that they were pretty juicy. I leaned over and asked her for a kiss. She said, "I don't know. Can you?" I just planted one hard on her lips. She looked at me all shocked and then pulled me closer to her for a deeper kiss. I ravaged her neck for a few minutes and told her that I wanted to have sex with her right there. She answered back with, "Not here." My friends turned off all the lights and everybody was pretty much making out. The harder I kissed, the harder she pushed the back of my head into her body. We stopped for a while and cuddled. Then she reached into my pants to give me pleasure for a while. I was feeling her as well. I could tell she liked it. After I finished, I asked her, "Did you like that?" She responded, "Yeah." She got up, gave me a quick kiss and started to walk inside the house. As I laid on the couch, trying to figure out just what the hell happened, I noticed that she was talking to one of my other friends, Kurt. As the black girl continued on to the bathroom, Kurt asked me what happened. A few minutes later, I saw the black girl leave with her friends. She didn't even say goodbye. I didn't care. We didn't have sex that night, but I was satisfied with what I got. I'm now thirty-seven years old and still a virgin. I think back about that night and smile. That was the best "almost sex" I ever had.

— Max, 37

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