Quite The Disaster
I was really in love with my girlfriend. I asked her to marry me. She said no. I asked why, and she said because she wanted to move to Idaho where she had family. So, I told her I'd move with her. She said she'd think about it. The next day, her mom called me. I always liked her mom and got on good with her. Well, she told me my girlfriend was seeing four other guys besides me. I was crushed, but I told her I'd still marry her daughter if she'd give up the other four. Later, my girlfriend called and said she really liked having a lot of guys. So, I gave up and broke up with her. She was the biggest disaster I ever dated.
— Luther, 27