Baby Brother Chaperone
I dated a girl once who had to bring her little brother with her. He was about seven, and we went to the movies but had to see a kids' one because of him. Then, he was talking loudly, and we had to buy him popcorn and candy to quiet him down. I finally just gave him $10.00 to play games and leave us alone. In the lobby, he was so obnoxious the manager came, found us, and threw us all out. It was the worst date ever.
— Juan, 18