Doggie Date

I went on a blind date set up by a friend. We were to meet in front of a restaurant. Well, I don't know what my friend was thinking, but I am very conservative in nature. I pulled up and saw this girl standing there with purple hair. Her clothes were leather, and she had on a collar and leash deal for some reason I just couldn't fathom. I felt I shouldn't stand her up, so I decided to go through with the date and walked up to her. She thrust the leash into my hand and told me she liked to be treated like a dog. I led her inside feeling very uncomfortable. Half way through the meal, she began licking her plate, and I excused myself to the restroom. I just about ran to the door and never looked back!

— Jerrod, 34

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