Try These Pickup Lines

  • Do you want an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, but it's down under!
  • I just painted my ceiling a new color . . . Wanna see?
  • Baby, you remind me of a parking ticket because you have "fine" written all over your face.
  • Is your name Schnapps? You give me that warm, fuzzy feeling inside.
  • My last name is "Visa," because I'm everywhere you want to be!

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