Try These Pickup Lines

  • Touch her on the sleeve and ask, "Is this cotton?" Then touch her breast and ask, "Is this felt?"
  • Could I bring you a fan? You look really hot to me.
  • If you were a phaser, you'd be set on "stunning."
  • You don't smell so bad for a fat chick.
  • My friend wants to know if you think I'm cute.

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