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Beware: Married and on the Make

Beware: Married and on the Make

When someone is sooo interested in you that you feel extremely special, it's easy to fall into the dreamy, “we're meant for each other” state. Then you find out your “soul mate” is already married...but very unhappy. Yeah, sure. You've heard that before, haven't you?

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Try These Pickup Lines

  • You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!
  • Here's a quarter to call heaven to let them know you're lost.
  • You're not that ugly.
  • Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
  • I need some Pepcid AC, because you make my heart burn.