Guy Essentials

Try These Pickup Lines

  • At the laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?"
  • I lost my virginity--can I have yours?
  • Are you running a fever? Because you sure are hot.
  • I just painted my ceiling a new color . . . Wanna see?
  • I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.