Be a Dreamer and a Doer

Some people say you need to face up to reality and stop looking for your dream girl. I say that's the stuff nightmares are made of!

Keep dreaming! You deserve your dream girl. You deserve someone who thrills you and fills you with joy when she's around. It's not a fairy tale. She's out there.

But you can't sit on your white horse outside your castle and wait for your princess to pass by. I know, I know...that's not how guys dream anyway.

OK, then. To use a more realistic scenario for can't keep watching those naughty videos and expect your half-saint, half-sinner dream girl to show up in the bar where you hang out with your bros.

Venture Out
Think about the kind of girl you want to meet and where she would hang out. Then find some decent friends who won't embarrass you and try hanging in those dream-girl friendly places yourself.

But you still can't just show up. You've got to take some action. That means talking to high-quality girls, not just the overly friendly, overly imbibing ones.

When you talk to these women, you need to be on your best behavior. No, I don't mean wearing church clothes and calling them “ma'am.” I mean that you need to be ready to present the best version of yourself. Look good, be polite, but show your funny and charming side. Make good eye contact without scaring her or creeping her out.

Pay Attention
If you get her attention, make sure you give it back. Ask questions that let her talk about herself, but keep it light and funny as well. If you get a chance to exchange phone numbers, make sure you follow up. If you waffle and don't call or text, you'll be toast!

The key to finding your dream girl is to know what you're looking for, put yourself in a position to meet her and be her dream guy. If you know your ABCs--take action, behave well and make good conversation--you just might find someone you can spend naptime and lots of naughty nights with!

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