Run Fast! Women to Avoid Dating

Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but that doesn't mean you have to try every species. While you're entitled to your own taste, there are some varieties of girls that you just don't want sitting across the table from you on your first date.

If you hook one of these gals next time you're casting lines, better cut bait and dip your net in saner waters.

The Princess

Should you chance an encounter with her majesty, expect a long delay while she repairs that chipped nail polish and applies her second coat of makeup. Once you make it out of her castle, be prepared to explain why you're not dressed up enough, why your car isn't fancy enough and why you're taking her to a second-rate restaurant. The only way to live happily ever after is to tell her highness to hit the highway.

The Shadow

If you can't escape to the bathroom without your date demanding to know where you're going and when you'll be back - and then waiting for you outside the door anyway - you're dating a Shadow. She's the girl who wants to spend every waking hour together and, when you can't, she'll ask you about a hundred times if you still love her. Dump this too-dependent dame.

The Mother Hen

Five minutes into your date and she's already straightened your tie, corrected your pronunciation and licked a stray hair into place? Must be a Mother Hen. Her intentions might be good - and who's to say you don't actually need a little helping? - but can you really imagine taking her to bed with you? Not tonight, dear.

The Debate Queen

Think you know all about this one? Well, you're wrong. In fact, with her, you're always wrong. And she's happy to remind you of all the times you were wrong before, even if they have nothing to do with your current argument. Before she launches you on yet another guilt trip, send her packing.

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Try These Pickup Lines

  • Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!
  • You're so sweet, you give me a toothache.
  • Wow, a rose on a stick! And I'm just a thorn . . . Do you realize we're beautiful together?
  • My shoes are having a party later. Why don't your pants come on down?
  • Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.