The Five Occasions That Turn Her On

Do your woman's hot-and-cold ways leave you longing for a way to figure out when she's in the mood and when she's just moody?

Read on for five occasions (practically) guaranteed to find you gettin' some.

Sex-Inspiring Incident #1: You've Had a Serious Fight

Fighting and sex are already so similar - the pounding heart, rushing blood, heated emotions - is it any wonder that one should lead to the other? When you reach that point in the argument where you've said everything you want to say (or there's nothing breakable left to throw at each other), there's no finer ending than for you to kiss her and redirect all that fiery passion.

Sex-Inspiring Incident #2: It's a Special Occasion

Just like anger can fuel red-hot make-up sex, any overdose of emotion - joy or even grief - can inspire intimacy. Next time you're celebrating a promotion, an anniversary, or, hell, even a good sitcom season finale, channel that joy into hot sex.

Sex-Inspiring Incident #3: She's a Little Jealous

The key word here is "little." Example: Let's say you're at a party where she bears witness to some other chick hitting on you. When she takes you home, it's likely that she's going to want to refresh your memory as to just why you prefer her company. (Does this mean you should actively try to make her jealous? Only if you want to get her mad and reduce your chances of having sex with her at all, under any circumstance.)

Sex-Inspiring Incident #4: It's Day 14

Watch the calendar, buddy. Ever notice that she's always up for action midway through her cycle? Next time she's ovulating, say a quick word of thanks to Mother Nature as your ravenous girl drags you off to the bedroom. Again.

Sex-Inspiring Incident #5: She's Stressed out

Next time you hear that, "I've got a headache" line, you might want to mention that a good romp in the sack can be the cure. When she's super-stressed, she may think she's not in the mood, but really she just needs a good way to release all that tension. And you're just the guy to do it.

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Try These Pickup Lines

  • My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear. (She replies, "Yes, I am!") Sorry, must be an hour fast!
  • Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away!
  • Touch her on the sleeve and ask, "Is this cotton?" Then touch her breast and ask, "Is this felt?"
  • Hi, my name is Tommy, and I want you to be my baby's mommy.
  • I can't wait for tomorrow. I get better looking every day.