I work at a school where the majority of the teachers are all women and most of them are divorced. But there was one that was pregnant, and the moment she came in, she had a thing for me. She was married, but I didn't care. One afternoon, we stayed alone and had sex on the rug, but another teacher saw it all. We didn't see her and didn't know until she told me she saw it all. I was so horny that I had sex with her, too, the next day. Even the principal has a thing for me. She'll be next on my list.

— Ian, 24