Good Deeds Gone Dirty

To start with, I was doing a good deed, I thought. My mother-in-law asked me to come and replace her facets in the kitchen, which is no big deal. After getting under the sink, I needed her to hold a light for me. She stood straddled over me doing so as I worked on the rusted facets. Then, she asked, "May I sit?" "Of course you can," I replied. Then I realized she sat down on me. I was okay with that, but then I felt her slide up on me a bit. I was getting pretty uncomfortable with this and asked her to slide back a bit. She replied, "I can't hold the light if I do." Then I noticed she was sliding back and forth a bit too much. As I felt myself beginning to rise, I told her, "Look, now things are getting a little out of hand, don't you think?" To my surprise, she said, "No, I'm old enough to know what's going on," and laughed at me. That made me feel embarrassed. She said, "Just get the facet loose and pay no mind to me." That was hard to do, but I went back to work. Then, all of a sudden, I felt her hand on me. I stopped and said, "Whoa, this is not right." Then she told me how she missed feeling a man. She said she hadn't had another man after she lost her husband, and she begged me to let her play. I was really lost with this request, so I just let her play while I worked. Needless to say, I was distracted a bit! She asked if she could give me oral. I said no way. I would just be happy with the playing. All this time, I was building up a lot of excitement. Hearing her describe how good I looked was pretty much a turn on. She asked again, "May I give you oral?" Then I gave in because I could feel the urge to complete. Now, where I'm stuck is she wants more of me, and I really have a huge problem with all of this. So, what does the general public think?

— Luke, 51