Daddy's Home

When I was younger, my girlfriend was nineteen and still living at home. One time, she was playing with me on the couch in the living room under a blanket when her dad came home unexpectedly. I tried to jump up, but luckily she stopped me, and we just stayed there until he went into the other room. If I had gotten up, he would have seen everything and known what was up.

— Elliot, 43