Smart Phone

I had a date recently with a woman I have wanted to date for quite some time. When I picked her up, she answered the door holding her cell phone and talking. She motioned me in and continued to converse on the phone. We left and drove to the restaurant. The entire time she was either on the phone, texting, or checking her e-mail. By the time we got to the restaurant, she had hardly said two words because she was using that damn phone. Before we got to our final destination, I turned around the block and headed back to her house. All the while, she was still on the phone. When we got to her house I said, "We're here." She got out of the car still on the phone. I shut the door and drove home. I just saved myself about a hundred dollars or more.

— Vince, 26