Grab A Brain!

What is wrong with people today? They have turned into sex freaks! I am in a loving relationship. We have a great love life. We are very happy. I cannot see having an orgy. Eww! What about AIDS? STD's? That is so gross, people. Grab a brain! I think it has become so mainstream that a lot of people think it's just great. It never works out.

— Pat, 21