Too Short

I went to the gym recently for a brief workout. I went to the locker room to change and I realized I did not bring a jockstrap. I slipped on my nylon gym shorts and went outside to work out. As I was doing leg presses, my stuff popped out from the shorts. I continued to do the leg presses as it felt great. A woman next to me noticed the situation and sat down to watch. I reached down and tried to correct things, but it just popped out again. I looked at the lady as she smiled and told me my shorts were too short, but she liked what she saw.

— Todd, 24