Help Getting Dressed

My wife's mother is living with us for a while since she was injured in a car accident. One thing she needs help with and that's getting dressed. I have volunteered to help whenever she needs me, and that seems to be quite often. She says she likes to change her brassiere several times a day. I don't believe it, but I am the willing son-in-law and I love to do it. She's packing a 36DD and I totally enjoy my work. I wish she would change her bra more often because, after I perform this task, I will adjourn to the basement and pleasure myself. I love my job.

— Westley, 27