Do you eat, sleep and breathe sports? No doubt you've got one of those baseball caps with the beer-can mount on top to keep you well-fueled during your favorite sporting event. And if the power or the cable goes out, you're whimpering like a girlie-boy in front of the idiot box, right? Find out just how dependent you are by taking this quick, low-exertion quiz.

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Try These Pickup Lines

  • Hey! I'm not being picky. Why are you?
  • My shoes are having a party later. Why don't your pants come on down?
  • When I got shocked by your appearance, my hair wasn't the only thing that went up.
  • Do you know karate? 'Cause your body sure is kickin'!
  • Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby.