Try These Pickup Lines

  • If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  • Hey, haven't I seen you before? Oh, yeah, it was in my dreams!
  • Touch her on the sleeve and ask, "Is this cotton?" Then touch her breast and ask, "Is this felt?"
  • Smile! It's the second best thing to do with your lips.
  • Hi, are you here to meet a nice man, or will I do?